im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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