I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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