we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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