i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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