I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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