Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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