"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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