You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
