he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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