Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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