If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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