Pregnant stripper...not hot.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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