Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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