If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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