why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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