i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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