We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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