Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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