how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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