Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
