how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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