nut hugger
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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