belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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