If that was your dad, he is hot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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