YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
...so i touched it.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
should my penis look like a turkey
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
