: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
