Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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