Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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