I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
