i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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