we're chasing vodka with high fives
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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