Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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