I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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