he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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