Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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