Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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