1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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