Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I got inside last night via doggy door
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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