Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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