have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can't motorboat a personality
i was born a porn star she said
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
