i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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