wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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