Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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