Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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