True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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