hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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