Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You don't make any sense
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