cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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