Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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