We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
