I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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