I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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