I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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